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mollyjames:

squadron-of-damned:

for the entire time Baldur’s Gate 3 has been out, not to mention early access, I have not seen a single correctly colored tiefling, so I suppose I have to do everything by myself around here.

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me, suddenly connecting the dots on which mutuals are reblogging this:

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pointnclick:

always so scary to see a placw you’ve been irl online. like what are you doing on here

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

mistressmiyu:

cephalopodvictorious:

sydmarch:

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

Me: I’m not that drunk

Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they’ve hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh

Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts…..I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

ok I just HAVE to include this picture from inside the bathroom door of this one bar I went to

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only one of these knobs work and it’s not the one that’s a different color from the rest

There’s a tourist trap in NYC called the Jekyll and Hyde Club. It’s kitsch, overpriced, and kinda fun. The elevator is wonky on purpose, there’s animatronic talking heads on the walls, the paintings talk, the waiters are dressed up, and it’s all interactive. I’ve been there a few times.

But the bathroom?

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This is the hallway to the bathroom. You have to read the titles of the books to figure it out. And they don’t tell you how to get in.

Riddle me piss!

Okay riddle me piss caught me off guard and now instead of being angry that these bathrooms exist I’m trying not to laugh and wake everyone up

woolandflax:

My buddy lives in China so when the sun is setting for him, it’s rising for me. So, naturally, I sent him this

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Anonymous said:

Fav animal sir?

badlydrawndirk replied:
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I don’t know what other answer you possibly could of anticipated.

choptail:

hamtastrophe:

hello?

A 15th level Reaper just obliterated a 886th level Widowmaker and I for one could not be more shocked

chaser:

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting